Dracula Untold (2014)

Okay, I’ve linked to this before, but check this out. This is the trailer for Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2. Note the over-the-top action, etc. etc. etc.

Now behold Dracula: Untold:

I’ve also pointed out the similarities here before, but having just seen the film I’m struck again by how easily it could slip into the current Castlevania mythos. Much of the elements are there already, and the plot could actually be seen as a halfway point between the original Castlevania storyline and the Lords of Shadow reboot.

None of this is necessarily bad. I love Castlevania. I just think the resemblance is uncanny, to the extent that I wonder if the filmmakers behind Dracula: Untold are fans of Konami’s venerable series.

In the film, Luke Evans is Vlad the Impaler, the prince of Transylvania–which of course doesn’t quite make sense. The historical Vlad was the prince of Wallachia, but it doesn’t matter because vampires. Vlad, who in the film was raised as a soldier by the Ottoman Turks and later returned to rule his homeland and totally not at all plot his revenge, finds himself placed in the awkward position of having to tell the Sultan that the Sultan cannot have what the Sultan wants. And what the Sultan wants is 1,000 boys to bolster the ranks of his army, including Vlad’s own son. So, you know, that’s not something Vlad supports. So there’s some grunting and some posing and Vlad kills some Turks, which is bad because of course this means WAR.

But wait, before that, Vlad and some of his soldiers discovered that there’s a vampire who lives up in the mountains. It happened at the beginning, we already knew about it, so it is not a deus ex machina, guys, okay. Jeeze.

So Vlad decides to make a deal with the devil. Or actually, he decides to make a deal with the guy who made a deal with the devil, and he gets some cool batsy powers out of it, but has thereafter to sip the most dangerous wine. Which is blood. Or, well, he will, if he can’t go three days without feeding on somebody–at which point the “Master Vampire” will be free to roam the earth again, and he, Vlad, will become a full-fledged vampire. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.

There’s not a great deal more to it than that, I’m afraid. The plot is quite thin, mostly an excuse to string together cool action sequences and angsty posturing. But actually–and I’m as surprised as you by this–it all kind of works. At least, it does if you’re already invested in the Castlevania brand of Dracula shenanigans. Which I am.


*Stare* *Frown*

Evans is actually a good choice for Dracula in the Casltevania vein–if they ever did a serious film version of the games, he would be a natural choice. He manages the stoic, tragic hero bit fairly well (not that there’s much substance to the role), and he pulls off the action scenes as convincingly as could be hoped in such a CGI-heavy film. The only thing he’s lacking is the facial hair.



Let’s be clear here: this is a ridiculous movie. It is, like most mainstream studio films, cinematic junk food. But it does vampires in a way that few recent films (or any media) have, namely, in the Castlevania way, which I like. In case you hadn’t heard. The script is fairly weak throughout, with lots of anachronistic English-accented dialogue and heaving bosoms courtesy of female lead Sarah Gadon, but everybody does their best with it, and it comes together as a fun, if shallow, action film with a few hints of darker stuff beneath the glitzy surface. The darkness, by the way, is mostly courtesy of Charles Dance as the “Master Vampire,” the conveniently local elder monster who gives Dracula his powers in the first place.

I feel like I want to give it a solid three scoops out of five, but for the sake of consistency with my other reviews, I’m knocking it down to 2.5. Because, again, Dracula Untold is not really a good movie by any stretch. But it’s entertaining, and that should be worth something. If you’re in the mood for a slick, insubstantial romp with some cool vampire imagery, this is the way to go.


4 thoughts on “Dracula Untold (2014)

  1. Yup, pretty much exactly how I felt about it. It was fun, but my obsession with the Castlevania mythos is what really ‘made it’ for me. In terms of historical accuracy, it is pretty much that they got the correct century and quarter of Europe correct, not much. BUT this version of Vlad actually looks fairly historically Vlad-y. I mean, yeah, minus the frankly ridiculous facial hair and velvet outfit and weird hat (which I’m willing to bet he didn’t wear to war ANYWAY), but the strong brow, dark eyes and hair, fairly sallow look. I could see it. Anyway, so much of the ramble (this gets me excited and puts writing bunnies in my head), it fits with LoS, but also, I saw he and Mirena together and couldn’t help but think she was a dead ringer for his baby mama in the original series, Lisa. http://s13.photobucket.com/user/HITFileMurdoc/media/CV%20Forum%20Graphics/LisaGIF1.gif.html Yes?

    • Oh yeah, I didn’t catch the Lisa resemblance at first, but you’re definitely right.

      And yeah, it’s probably good that they spared Drac’s facial hair. It’d be much harder to relate to a guy with that crazy squared-off soup-strainer that the real Vlad had.

      • I am just imagining trying to take him seriously with that facial hair, a red velvet top, ermine cape, and crazy hat. I mean, I suppose if he was putting me up on a pike I’d be taking that shit seriously, but some things just don’t relate well to modern times =P

        But seriously, whole time watching it I was all ‘aww, pre-being-burned-at-the-stake Lisa’ and Vlad are so cute!

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