You guys. You guys you guys you guys.
It’s September 1st.
IT IS PRACTICALLY HALLOWEEN.
AND I AM IN A COUNTRY THAT CELEBRATES HALLOWEEN.
AND WHERE I CAN GET PUMPKIN PIE.
*weeps*
Ahem.
To set the mood for this year’s Meltdown, here’s a little teaser for a wicked-looking upcoming short film by Kevin McTurk, The Mill at Calder’s End. Not only is it a ghost story, but it is a PUPPET ghost story. And it’s set in VICTORIAN ENGLAND. CAPITALS FOR EMPHASIS.
I’m excited to see this when it’s eventually released. In the meantime, check out McTurk’s production company, The Spirit Cabinet, at their website.
The Angry Scholar 
You’re not in Honduras this year?!
Hah. No. Gracias a Dios.
We’re gonna make a dance. It will be called the Halloween Dance. We’re gonna dance that dance.
Can’t like hard enough.