Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (on any mug that’s stupid enough to watch it)

Jarv of Werewolves on the Moon shares some thoughts on why six is five too many in his recent review of Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. “Disaster” and “incomprehensible” are just two of the many fun words he uses.

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Halloween 5 was a disaster on every level. It was a disaster for the people that made it, a disaster for the people that watched it, and a disaster for the cynical producer types that sadly had their “KER-CHING” curtailed. In fact, to be fair, a lot of the problems with Halloween 5 stem from the fact that it was originally meant to be part of a quickly released double with this film. That it tanked so hard meant that there was a serious delay between releases and therefore Part 6 was delayed by 6 years rendering Part 5 incomprehensible and boring.

That’s not the real tragedy of Halloween 6, though. The real tragedy is that once the final credits roll, there’s an in memoriam message to Donald Pleasance. This shite was his last screen appearance. Top that one, Euripides.

Contains hatred of the series and spoilers below.

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