Okay, I clearly have a serious problem. What? Grown men shouldn’t play with Legos? No, that’s not the problem. The problem is that I want to fight giant man-bats with crossbows. Where can I go to get a degree in that?
And yes, smart guy, they are posed in front of a Halloween-themed box of tissues. Obviously.
I regret nothing. Except, you know, not being able to fight man-bats with crossbows.